Transcendence Enthusiasts Pillows

"Nobody talks about transcender issues."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

The Pink Bantha

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

Babies first words are 'Take me to your leader'

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

Why Superman flies himself

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

"They certainly are jolly creatures aren't they?"

Good coaches help people change, great coaches help the change stick...

Take me to your leader. . .

Swamp gas

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

"The thing is, you have to really want to change."

'I'm happy to report our use of air sickness bags has declined sharply since we quit serving meals.'

"You were going 24,998 in a 24,955!"

'Not now, you'll spoil your dinner.'

No, no, don't tell me … you lost weight? You cut your hair? Wait, did you used to wear glasses?

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

'He looks set in his ways, but I can change him.'

"I suggest you read this book....it comes highly recommended by earthlings."

Cybernetics Research Lab.

"Hi, I'm Jamie Theakston and this is Dogs Might Fly."

'I wouldn't be so concerned if they weren't already sitting in the exit row.'

"I prefer your early pieces."