Transcendentalist Thinker Gifts

Ralph Waldo Emerson

Ralph Waldo Emerson

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"Why bother?"

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

Extreme Sisyphus

"You need to justify your own existence first."

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

Fyodor Dostoevsky

"Life after death"

"All a cat CAN do is strive for authenticity."

"Has it ever occurred to you just to say, 'Hey, I quit. I don't want to be a part of the food chain anymore'?"

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

"Now, my brave little soldier, do you have everything...an apple for your teacher, your satchel, pencils and books - your existential misery??"

USA in Pakistan: I'm the sheriff and I shot my deputy...

'Isn't that wonderful? We both suffer from intellectual angst!'

"We found three sort-of Earthlike planets around a nearby star." "Do you think any of them have video games?" "I've been trying to work out the odds of an intelligent species arising and evolving thumbs capable of holding an X-box controller." "Proof of video games would change everything." "I wonder what the aliens on those planets consider sexy." "Living beings creating simulated beings they can smash is the hallmark of an intelligent species."

Life and Death

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"

'As part of our alternative budget management strategy we've got Tim on 'Hail Marys' in here and Geoff sacrificing a goat to Woden next door!'

'Yes, death signifies a cosmic change of address. Alas, your husband's mail will not be forwarded.'

A Poem about Sand

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