Transcendentalism T-Shirts

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

Jean-Paul Sartre

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

Pinocchio's Second Realization

Chiller Theatre

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

Zenemies.

Pastorius wonders why.

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

Optimist

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"All this pitching and hitting- I'm convinced there's a deeper meaning to it all."

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"Life after death"

"But what if this is all there is?"

"Nihilistic customer service"

"Is this who I am?"

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

'Isn't that wonderful? We both suffer from intellectual angst!'

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

'Kafka! Kandinsky! Kokoschka!'

Existential Risk

'I predict that the next big trend will be spontaneous non-existence.'

'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.'

"Looting and plundering! Looting and plundering! There must be more to life!...."

"The meaning of life, eh? Beats me... Let's google it."

'Life is a precious thing, but simply breathing and existing isn't living...the end is inevitable for everything...I'm afraid that time has come for you, dear. I have to pull the plug...'