Transcendental Philosophers T-Shirts

Let them wear their philosophical side with pride. Our transcendental philosopher-themed t-shirts combine clever graphics and thoughtful quotes, making philosophy stylish and fun for everyday wear.

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Henry David Thoreau

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Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life. mockup

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

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"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?" mockup

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

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Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea. mockup

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

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"We found three sort-of Earthlike planets around a nearby star." "Do you think any of them have video games?" "I've been trying to work out the odds of an intelligent species arising and evolving thumbs capable of holding an X-box controller." "Proof of video games would change everything." "I wonder what the aliens on those planets consider sexy." "Living beings creating simulated beings they can smash is the hallmark of an intelligent species."

"We found three sort-of Earthlike planets around a nearby star." "Do you think any of them have video games?" "I've been trying to work out the odds of an intelligent species arising and evolving thumbs capable of holding an X-box controller." "Proof of video games would change everything." "I wonder what the aliens on those planets consider sexy." "Living beings creating simulated beings they can smash is the hallmark of an intelligent species."

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'Funny, I thought a near-death experience would be different, somehow.'

'Funny, I thought a near-death experience would be different, somehow.' mockup

'Funny, I thought a near-death experience would be different, somehow.'

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Quicksands of time

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'let's work with what we've got -- take a few of the more promising apes, and add some extra memory.'

'let's work with what we've got -- take a few of the more promising apes, and add some extra memory.' mockup

'let's work with what we've got -- take a few of the more promising apes, and add some extra memory.'

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"I've got pride but no shame."

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Closed Thursdays.

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'I hate it when teen angst becomes mid-age angst.'

'I hate it when teen angst becomes mid-age angst.' mockup

'I hate it when teen angst becomes mid-age angst.'

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Let me warn you, toots. Celebrity is like radioactivity: you start with a big bang, then comes years with a half-life of slow decay.

Let me warn you, toots. Celebrity is like radioactivity: you start with a big bang, then comes years with a half-life of slow decay. mockup

Let me warn you, toots. Celebrity is like radioactivity: you start with a big bang, then comes years with a half-life of slow decay.

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"Here's where all the worries of the world have been seeping into your home."

"Here's where all the worries of the world have been seeping into your home." mockup

"Here's where all the worries of the world have been seeping into your home."

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'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'

'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.' mockup

'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'

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'If you think God moves in mysterious ways, you should see long division.'

'If you think God moves in mysterious ways, you should see long division.' mockup

'If you think God moves in mysterious ways, you should see long division.'

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Ralph Waldo Emerson

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"Beetles remain beetles, birds remain birds, dogs remain dogs - why the hell can't we remain caterpillars?"

"Beetles remain beetles, birds remain birds, dogs remain dogs - why the hell can't we remain caterpillars?" mockup

"Beetles remain beetles, birds remain birds, dogs remain dogs - why the hell can't we remain caterpillars?"

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'That be the village sane person,sir!' mockup

'That be the village sane person,sir!'

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Elwood P. Farnum: Scientist, Mastermid, Time Traveler.

Elwood P. Farnum: Scientist, Mastermid, Time Traveler. mockup

Elwood P. Farnum: Scientist, Mastermid, Time Traveler.

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Europe

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'Well, he certainly lived every day as if it was his last.'

'Well, he certainly lived every day as if it was his last.' mockup

'Well, he certainly lived every day as if it was his last.'

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"Hey, Robinson Crusoe! Taking the laundry to mommy? Wow, you sure know how to 'rough it'! Haha!!" "Just ignore them." "Can you bring us back some of her blueberry pie? Ha!"

"Hey, Robinson Crusoe! Taking the laundry to mommy? Wow, you sure know how to 'rough it'! Haha!!" "Just ignore them." "Can you bring us back some of her blueberry pie? Ha!"

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