Transcendence Seeker T-Shirts

Spiritualist. Out of business. I lost the ability to contact the departed. It's like clothes. Some people are a "medium" when young, but not when we get older.

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

The Salesman

Atomic Bear: Part 22

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

Pharaoh Cocoon

"How can you have a meteoric rise to the top in a one-story building?"

Boom

Caterpillar Portrait

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

Guru.

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

"I've been genetically modified!"

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

"All the celebrities come here."

"You used to be that ambitious."

"Do you want to save changes?"

“I know you’re really busy right now, but when you have a chance I’d love to pick your brain about how you got to where you are today.”

"My lessons on Enlightenment are a prerequisite to my graduate-level course on Investing in Derivatives."

"Obviously, I can't fly like you, but if you teach me, I can probably sing like you..."

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..."

'When will I start to look 'radiant and blooming'?'

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

'Sorry Bruce, but we have to stop seeing each other: I've changed, you have to understand...'