Transcendence Seeker Prints

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

The Salesman

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

Pharaoh Cocoon

Boom

"How can you have a meteoric rise to the top in a one-story building?"

Caterpillar Portrait

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

Guru.

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

"My lessons on Enlightenment are a prerequisite to my graduate-level course on Investing in Derivatives."

"All the celebrities come here."

“I know you’re really busy right now, but when you have a chance I’d love to pick your brain about how you got to where you are today.”

"Do you want to save changes?"

"Obviously, I can't fly like you, but if you teach me, I can probably sing like you..."

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

"You used to be that ambitious."

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..."

'When will I start to look 'radiant and blooming'?'

'How am I supposed to meditate with your nose whistling?'

"If we had invented the phone and computer, we would be at the top of the food chain. What a blown opportunity."

'Sorry Bruce, but we have to stop seeing each other: I've changed, you have to understand...'