Trailer Park Humorist Gifts

"I love the way it blurs the boundary between inside and out."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

LOOK BHIND U!

"Here! Let me get you all in!"

Fork in the trail.

A Semicolon.

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

"Jeez, Honey, will you hurry up in there? I've been hibernating all winter, too, y'know!"

'Look Dad - bigfoot!'

"And then, after they were done with their bodies, they baked them at 350 degrees for an hour."

Seven deadly sins store

'It's going to be hard to get lost in these woods!'

"You can't beat the prices of these big box retailers."

'No, I'm his cousin, Sasquash.'

All Roads Go Nowhere.

"Do you hear dueling tubas?"

THE GRAND TETONS EN BUSTIER

Physicists' Convention: Quantum Leap.

Sign - Do not feed the bears. Bear - 'Those signs have caused a substantial reduction in weight, a lowering of blood pressure and a significant drop in cholesterol...'

"Wow! Joe really did a nice job on the latrine."

'He hasn't done anything yet, it's just with all this gear on, he can't stand up!'

'Looks like we're having bacon and eggs for breakfast. Ready?'

Campground Wi-fi.

'When I'm in the saddle I'm part of the horse.' - 'Yes, but which part?'

"How'd you know I was from New York?"

"It's customary to climb all the way up."

"Instead of BOGOFS, I'm going to implement FUCOFS."

'So far, everyone of them has overshot the drop zone.'

'Hike the Alps? I'm getting out of breath just keeping my foot on the accelerator!'

"If you want something firmer, I suggest you try our flooring department."