Trail Toughie T-Shirts

Exhausted men - steep hill 1 in 3

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

Nature Lovers

"Hey, Doris. I'm learning some interesting things about animals from my trail camera! For instance, I never knew that bears were capable of making obscene paw gestures!"

"All those years of dodging taxes and chasing investment yield have kept me in top shape, right?"

Olympic Torch Training

The trick to losing weight is to eat a small portion and wait 10 minutes. By then your resolve has caught up with your appetite!

Man sees half-eaten 'Do Not Feed the Bears' sign

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

The horses are off and "Movie Star" take the lead. Here comes "Freight Train" on the rail. Around the bend and down the stretch "Yoge Pose" takes the lead. It might be "Short Circuit" at the wire. No! The winner is "Selfie" in a photo finish!

"Hey. . . in use!"

Bear painting signs encouraging people to feed the animals.

Confusing directions.

Orienteering 101

Wetlands Environmental Reserve - Sensitive Area - Please keep your comments to yourself.

'This is where the trail gets a little more challenging.'

Speed enforced by really slow walkers.

Deer with Crosscut Saw.

'I got the idea from the parks department.'

'Says here that if you meet a bear in the woods, never try to outrun it!'

'Now I'm glad I sprained my ankle. The view from up here is beautiful.'

Smooth Operators - Mission Statement.

Man sees bird about to drop objects, near sign that reads: 'Beware of Gull Stones'

Man with butt full of porcupine quills posting sign to warn others.

"I am Baldonator, the meanest fighter around! No one dares mess with me."

"I thought this was a little heavier than usual."

"We've been walking forever. When does the 'hike start?"

Banana

"Man, I love roughing it out here... but this trail mix is making my fingers sticky!"

"Why do we do this again?"

Stuck in the stile.

Motorbiker.

Confused Tourists

"Man, I love roughing it out here...but this trail mix is making my fingers sticky!"