Trail Toughie Mugs

Exhausted men - steep hill 1 in 3

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

Nature Lovers

Olympic Torch Training

"All those years of dodging taxes and chasing investment yield have kept me in top shape, right?"

Man sees half-eaten 'Do Not Feed the Bears' sign

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

The trick to losing weight is to eat a small portion and wait 10 minutes. By then your resolve has caught up with your appetite!

Bear painting signs encouraging people to feed the animals.

"Hey. . . in use!"

Confusing directions.

Orienteering 101

Wetlands Environmental Reserve - Sensitive Area - Please keep your comments to yourself.

'This is where the trail gets a little more challenging.'

Speed enforced by really slow walkers.

'Says here that if you meet a bear in the woods, never try to outrun it!'

Deer with Crosscut Saw.

'I got the idea from the parks department.'

'Now I'm glad I sprained my ankle. The view from up here is beautiful.'

Man with butt full of porcupine quills posting sign to warn others.

Man sees bird about to drop objects, near sign that reads: 'Beware of Gull Stones'

Banana

"I thought this was a little heavier than usual."

"Man, I love roughing it out here... but this trail mix is making my fingers sticky!"

"We've been walking forever. When does the 'hike start?"

"I am Baldonator, the meanest fighter around! No one dares mess with me."

"Why do we do this again?"

Stuck in the stile.

Motorbiker.

'I hate flying. Thank God for terra firma ... or terra mushy ...'

Confused Tourists

"Man, I love roughing it out here...but this trail mix is making my fingers sticky!"