Trail Mix Muncher Pillows

"Man, I love roughing it out here... but this trail mix is making my fingers sticky!"

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

Alphabet soup

"Tia Carmen, I think I'm growing up. I ate five slices of cold pizza at 3 in the morning...and I woke up with a stomachache."

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

"I just spoon-fed the media a pound of really old salmon."

'You know, I could really go for a wafer-thin mint.'

'Any more napkins, Hon? Annie's got cone leakage.'

'Hello, yes, I'd like to order 200 packs of the sweets you can eat between meals.'

Pizza and Related Searches.

"They're sound bites."

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

It's always good idea to check your burrito butt.

"Up here! Beef jerky, trail mix, energy bars!"

'OK, remain calm. Who's missing? Milk? Eggs? Cheese? Where'd they go? How much do they know? And will they talk?'

"When you came down for a snack last night, did you see a plate of dog food in here?"

"The food must be good here. Look at the drool on the menus."

'Hello, Room Service? Send up the works!'

'It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your willpower is?'

Santa contemplates whether or not to leave presents.

'Whoa! Our waiter's online and you should see what he's saying about your tip!'

Man eating 'after work mints'

"No, honesty Billy. . . they don't use real dogs in them!"

'Let's get these bite-size snacks to have with our bite-size news.'

'Well Cookie. . . it looks like some horse droppings, cattle droppings, some tumbleweeds, barbed wire and parts from an old wagon. . . What the heck do you call it??'

His condition is known as Insom-nom-nom-nom-nia.

"They were not the tastiest mints the swine had eaten, but they kept casting them before him, so he kept on eating them."

"Man, I love roughing it out here...but this trail mix is making my fingers sticky!"

"What I like most about this is the trail mix."

'Marathon...? what Marathon...!'

'Stop calling us monsters already. We're comfort eaters!'

'He's messing with my mind. He ordered a plain donut and a chocolate bagel with sprinkles.'