Trail Mix Aficionado Pillows

"Man, I love roughing it out here. . . but this trail mix is making my fingers sticky!"

The Brothers Grime

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

"That damn dog's scratching again!"

Man sees half-eaten 'Do Not Feed the Bears' sign

Confusing directions.

Bear painting signs encouraging people to feed the animals.

Orienteering 101

"Up here! Beef jerky, trail mix, energy bars!"

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

'This is where the trail gets a little more challenging.'

'He's a mixed breed.'

'Now I'm glad I sprained my ankle. The view from up here is beautiful.'

"This is your captain. Welcome to Flight 112, non-stop service from Detroit to Tampa. For your enjoyment I made us a mix tape, which will begin shortly."

'Well Cookie. . . it looks like some horse droppings, cattle droppings, some tumbleweeds, barbed wire and parts from an old wagon. . . What the heck do you call it??'

"Mom, can I lick the bowl?"

"Man, I love roughing it out here... but this trail mix is making my fingers sticky!"

'HI, Mom. Meet my new significant other.'

"We've been walking forever. When does the 'hike start?"

"Man, I love roughing it out here...but this trail mix is making my fingers sticky!"

"What I like most about this is the trail mix."

'I hear there was a power cut at the stadium.' - 'Yes, the hare came third.'

"I'm not sure which side wants to open the doors to negotiation and which side closes them."

"I always have chicken so I can study the entrails."

"Sweet? I thought you wanted someone with edge."

'The top and shorts are a perfect match.' (Sales assistant to customer in a jigsaw outfit).

'Ted, could you speed it up a bit? Some of this is turning into compost.'

Trail Mix: Contains No Less than 10% Actual Trail.