Trail Mix Experimenter Pillows

'Well Cookie. . . it looks like some horse droppings, cattle droppings, some tumbleweeds, barbed wire and parts from an old wagon. . . What the heck do you call it??'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Yoga for Alcoholics

We'll have Manhattans...

Join me in a Martini?

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

Shaken not stirred

Hither and Yon sign

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

Margarita

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

Espresso Martini Peacock

Baloneystini

The Martini is invented.

You're the olive in my martini

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"Hey! Hey! I could gopher another lemon drop over here, please and thank you."

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

'The first cocktail.'

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

"A bloody Martian, please."

'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'

Rabbit Punch

Mediterranean Martini

Blue Blazer Cocktail.

'A Fucking Drink'

"Well, what else am I supposed to do with an olive branch no one wants?"