Trail Mix Experimenter T-Shirts

'Well Cookie. . . it looks like some horse droppings, cattle droppings, some tumbleweeds, barbed wire and parts from an old wagon. . . What the heck do you call it??'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Yoga for Alcoholics

Join me in a Martini?

We'll have Manhattans...

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

Shaken not stirred

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

Hither and Yon sign

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

Margarita

Espresso Martini Peacock

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

You're the olive in my martini

The Martini is invented.

Baloneystini

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

"Hey! Hey! I could gopher another lemon drop over here, please and thank you."

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

"Hey, Doris. I'm learning some interesting things about animals from my trail camera! For instance, I never knew that bears were capable of making obscene paw gestures!"

'The first cocktail.'

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'

"A bloody Martian, please."

Rabbit Punch

Mediterranean Martini

My friend here is being FAR too modest! He's not just ANY bartender! Karl's the guy who invented the Fuzzy Navel!'

Inappropriate garnish.

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