Trail Mix Muncher Gifts

"Man, I love roughing it out here... but this trail mix is making my fingers sticky!"

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

Alphabet soup

"Tia Carmen, I think I'm growing up. I ate five slices of cold pizza at 3 in the morning...and I woke up with a stomachache."

"I just spoon-fed the media a pound of really old salmon."

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

'You know, I could really go for a wafer-thin mint.'

Pizza and Related Searches.

'Any more napkins, Hon? Annie's got cone leakage.'

'Hello, yes, I'd like to order 200 packs of the sweets you can eat between meals.'

"They're sound bites."

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

It's always good idea to check your burrito butt.

"Up here! Beef jerky, trail mix, energy bars!"

"Hang on - this one's a Malteser!!"

'OK, remain calm. Who's missing? Milk? Eggs? Cheese? Where'd they go? How much do they know? And will they talk?'

"When you came down for a snack last night, did you see a plate of dog food in here?"

"The food must be good here. Look at the drool on the menus."

"I can't...I mustn't...I shouldn't...I needn't....but I will."

'Hello, Room Service? Send up the works!'

'It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your willpower is?'

Santa contemplates whether or not to leave presents.

'Whoa! Our waiter's online and you should see what he's saying about your tip!'

"No, honesty Billy. . . they don't use real dogs in them!"

Man eating 'after work mints'

'Let's get these bite-size snacks to have with our bite-size news.'

'Well Cookie. . . it looks like some horse droppings, cattle droppings, some tumbleweeds, barbed wire and parts from an old wagon. . . What the heck do you call it??'

'Marathon...? what Marathon...!'

"They were not the tastiest mints the swine had eaten, but they kept casting them before him, so he kept on eating them."

'Stop calling us monsters already. We're comfort eaters!'

His condition is known as Insom-nom-nom-nom-nia.

"Man, I love roughing it out here...but this trail mix is making my fingers sticky!"

"What I like most about this is the trail mix."