Tragic Comedy Observers Pillows

Hanging Mime - Such a waste of talent.

"Would you relax? They never look up."

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

Death Photobombs a Holiday

''Masterpiece Theater' will not be seen tonight, so that we may bring you 'Slushpile Showplace'....'

"Sorry, I'm not criticizing your driving so much as I'm marvelling that you're still alive."

"Where are the perineums?" "Aisle 3. Between the vaginas and the rectums."

'Don't hop around a mite disconcerted - dive, and writhe in agony!'

Elderly Dating

'How come your notebook has a sudoku puzzle on it?'

Koko's little list

Wild life liberation front take 'live yoghurt' from shop.

'You're new here, aren't you.'

Go over there and say something...

'Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family....in another state....'

"I had to turn that show off. I got tired of waiting."

New York's Only Tragedy Club!

"I'd lay off the booze, mate."

Hare and the tortoise race odds.

Political Partridge in a pear tree spoof.

"i have a premonition that we'll die, so let's just keep things platonic."

'You just had to throw the manual out didn't you? Big man can figure everything out for himself...'

Independence Day 2012

"I'd like to alter my vows...I want to say 'Til death, or a better prospect comes along, do we part."

'Weren't you our newspaper carrier years ago?'

"I'm thinking of having her declawed."

"Face it, it was never going to work. I think with the right side of the brain...and you think with the wrong one."

'Crystal! You didn't duck and cover! If this wasn't just a drill and I had been a real deranged fan, you'd be soaked in beer right now!'

"Hi, honey, I'm homosexual!"

War of the Supermarkets

"Mr Henshaw, how does it feel to be the only person in the country not to have had their fifteen minutes of fame?"

"I liked it better before when we didn't know enough about the Deavers to dislike them."

'I got stuck in the gorging stage of anorexia.'

"I've enjoyed about as much of this as I can stand."