Traffic Tattler Gifts

He takes snitching on car drivers to another level…

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

Quality Control

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Touring Cyclist

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

Unrest Area.

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

The Forever Stamp

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

"Please forgive us for being so late- we had parking issues."

Journey of a sandwich through the digestive system.

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

"Now this is how to enjoy the fall colours!"

Freeway exit signs: Regulation, Deregulation, Reregulation.

Road work next 15 years.

I can't believe what I see phobia. 'This is your new flying traffic reporter. I think I'm dreaming.'

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

'That is one nasty whiplash!'

"Speed bumps have reduced stampede injuries."

"Go already! Stop letting them in! Just think of yourself!!"

Leaving New York

Juggler entertaining a circus troupe at traffic lights.

"But we'd already done the emergency stop."

"These self-honking cars make it so much easier to focus on driving."

"At least it's not as busy as last night!"

Car traffic.

'Dang, we're losing a lot of strays.'

See Manhattan . . . By Car!

Ramp Car.