Traffic Tattler T-Shirts

He takes snitching on car drivers to another level…

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

Quality Control

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Touring Cyclist

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

Unrest Area.

The Forever Stamp

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

"Being a crossing guard for a squirrel is exhausting!"

"Please forgive us for being so late- we had parking issues."

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

Journey of a sandwich through the digestive system.

Billgeville's new pedestrian monkey bars not only reduced accidents but also whipped people into great shape.

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

"Now this is how to enjoy the fall colours!"

Freeway exit signs: Regulation, Deregulation, Reregulation.

Road work next 15 years.

I can't believe what I see phobia. 'This is your new flying traffic reporter. I think I'm dreaming.'

'That is one nasty whiplash!'

Leaving New York

"Speed bumps have reduced stampede injuries."

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

"Go already! Stop letting them in! Just think of yourself!!"

Juggler entertaining a circus troupe at traffic lights.

Ramp Car.

In the exercise district. Walk. Jog in place.

Companies are looking for alternative transportation

"At least it's not as busy as last night!"

See Manhattan . . . By Car!

Vote for Ken and his congestion charge.