Tea Table Tattlers Gifts

'You don't repeat gossip, do you?' - 'No, she starts it.'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

COWS: Cow Pong

Table tennis.

'New Barbeque.'

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

'What if someone says 'everything is not alright'?'

Preserved

Childhood Screen Addict

The return of Miss Subways

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

'Joey, I know how fast you are, but this guy's a special problem.'

Safety meeting.

"Just think- if it really was 'unlivably small,' would they have installed a permanent Ping-Pong table?"

'This board meeting will come to order!'

'The good news is you don't have to worry about cholesterol, carbs, or trans fat.'

Toddler in the Bed: A Journey

'Manners are the noises you don't make while you eat.'

Snooker.

"You have to fly me up there! I'm the only one who can help Godzilla with his form!"

Table Tennis ball-boys

Barrister uses legal speak to ask for two sugars in his tea.

"I feel like I play better on clay."

"You hit the ball- that's ping. Your opponent hits the ball- that's pong!"

Ping Pong

Boy playing ping pong has paddleball

'I decided the world wasn't ready for the wheel, so I invented the desk.'

Ping Pong Handshake.

"I wonder, sir, if you expect to be using your complimentary cocktail."

Stable tennis

'Pub drinking games with bottled water may be sensible, but they're bloody boring.'

'You may need your wife to help you take these. Do you have a ping-pong paddle at home?'