Traffic Rule Humorist Gifts

'I understand that the red light made you angry, but you still have to stop.'

'Why am I not allowed to use this agricultural road, officer? My wife always calls me 'stupid ox''!

Push for Disco...

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

'It's a slow trap.'

"Ma'am, do you realize how fast you were... going?"

"Hey! Buddy! This is an interdimensional 4/3π way stop!"

Give Way To Cyclists

Speed laws occasionally enforced.

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866-1957 - Inventor of Asphalt.

'Harold, your right turn signal is still 'on'.'

Toad roadkill.

'We learned one thing today - NO parking on the yellow lions!'

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

"It was due to ice!. . . Yes, I dropped my popsicle in my lap!"

"The worst mimes are those who pretend to wash your windshield, yet expect to get paid."

Visual Gag: Caution Goose Bump

'A metal plate in your head does not qualify as a helmet.'

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

Snail Crossing.

A license plate that reads LIC-PLT

'Look on the bright side, Officer, I've reduced the electrical consumption of an entire neighborhood.'

'I don't mind a medical but I think that's a bit much!

'You were doing the speed limit. I ofund that suspicious.'

Move to Arizona.

'I wasn't walking, officer. I was jogging.'

'Not so hard on the braking, Mrs. Buggins!'

'Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't pleas insanity.'

"Over the speed limit, are you sure?"

"The test calls for a pirouette, sir. Arabesques don't really tell us enough."

Digital Communication.

Car driver in bus lane: 'But I am a bus driver officer, it's my day off.'

Section 21, Paragraph B: When two or more vehicles come to a stop simultaneously, the most expansive vehicle enjoys the right of way.

Desert crawler sees cactus holding speed camera.