Road Rule Humorist Gifts

Section 21, Paragraph B: When two or more vehicles come to a stop simultaneously, the most expansive vehicle enjoys the right of way.

Traffic accident at the driving school.

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Bob's Driving School.

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

"Ma'am, do you realize how fast you were... going?"

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

Road work next 15 years.

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

Leaving New York

Give Way To Cyclists

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

"I would have been driven out of my mind if the lanes hadn't been closed."

Danger: Reading warning signs costs lives.

65. Whenever I'm in the mood to watch the rest of the world go by, I simply keep to the legal speed limit.

Speed laws occasionally enforced.

'Yes, Bobby, we are there. In fact, you can jump out any time you like.'

Live To Crash, Crash To Live.

Witch steals a traffic man's Go sign.

"Always wondered what happened if you tried to drive through without a card."

"Instead of filling in all the pot holes, it’d be easier to lower the rest of the road."

Fall Rocks/Deer Crossing

Next 5 Miles Adopted By The Planet Zargon.

"I think he's saying keep apart two chevrons."

"Hey! That JERK you just passed is giving us THE TENTACLE!"

Last chance to breakdown before smart motorway.

"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"

De-Caf Drivers Right Lane Only

Discussion...1/4 mile. Argument...1/2 mile. Fight...1 mile.

'I've already seen this movie. Can you pull up behind another van to se what movie they're watching?'

"I wasn't honking at you! Isn't it obvious I was honking at the guy 10 cars ahead of you?"