Road Rule Humorist Pillows

Section 21, Paragraph B: When two or more vehicles come to a stop simultaneously, the most expansive vehicle enjoys the right of way.

Traffic accident at the driving school.

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Bob's Driving School.

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

"Ma'am, do you realize how fast you were... going?"

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

Road work next 15 years.

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

Leaving New York

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

Give Way To Cyclists

"I would have been driven out of my mind if the lanes hadn't been closed."

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

Danger: Reading warning signs costs lives.

Speed laws occasionally enforced.

'Yes, Bobby, we are there. In fact, you can jump out any time you like.'

"Instead of filling in all the pot holes, it’d be easier to lower the rest of the road."

Fall Rocks/Deer Crossing

Last chance to breakdown before smart motorway.

"Always wondered what happened if you tried to drive through without a card."

"I think he's saying keep apart two chevrons."

Witch steals a traffic man's Go sign.

"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"

De-Caf Drivers Right Lane Only

"Hey! That JERK you just passed is giving us THE TENTACLE!"

Discussion...1/4 mile. Argument...1/2 mile. Fight...1 mile.

'I've already seen this movie. Can you pull up behind another van to se what movie they're watching?'

Road-kill rage.

Toad Rage