Traffic Law Quibbler Pillows

"I wasn't speeding. I was social distancing."

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

'Oh no a speed camera.'

'So then. The handsome p.c. noticed that the tax disc on Cinderella's pumpkin carriage was well out of date.'

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

"Ma'am, do you realize how fast you were... going?"

At the gallery of Fine Art.

Give Way To Cyclists

'You were nagging your husband all over the road. I'll need to see your marriage license.'

Watch out for the traffic rules! Especially in other countries!

"For your information, officer, I was not ‘texting’ – I was reviewing candidate applications for fellowship grants!"

"You were doing the speed limit. I found that suspicious."

'Good thing your car was stationary when it hit me.'

"I believe you to be over our new drink-drive limits, and require you to blow into this..!"

"Buses and 2 person carpools only"

'On the Highway of Life, Broderick Crawford is always pulling me over.'

All-way stops.

"I've caught you not stopping at a red light."

Lawyer Xing

'So how do you like the new job?' - 'Not bad, better than walking the streets.'

'Speeding? Of course I was speeding! I have to make over a billion deliveries in one night!'

UFO at the traffic lights...

'I'll do the talking.'

"I don't care how it works where you come from....on this planet, the designated driver is the one who 'doesn't' drive!"

'Surely you can't book me for laughing, officer'

'Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't pleas insanity.'

"It was green when I went through it."

"No, no... your driver license."

'My speed limit is bigger than yours.'

How many pints have you had, son? Only two, semi-skimmed.

'I'm giving you a ticket for driving too slow.'

'If you can read this you're too close.'

Red faced man looking unwell whilst driving a car in bad weather with a bottle

"Oh, yeah, have a Merry Christmas, Santa."