Traffic Law Quibbler Pillows

"I wasn't speeding. I was social distancing."

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

'Oh no a speed camera.'

'So then. The handsome p.c. noticed that the tax disc on Cinderella's pumpkin carriage was well out of date.'

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

At the gallery of Fine Art.

"Ma'am, do you realize how fast you were... going?"

"For your information, officer, I was not ‘texting’ – I was reviewing candidate applications for fellowship grants!"

Give Way To Cyclists

Watch out for the traffic rules! Especially in other countries!

'You were nagging your husband all over the road. I'll need to see your marriage license.'

"You were doing the speed limit. I found that suspicious."

"I believe you to be over our new drink-drive limits, and require you to blow into this..!"

"Buses and 2 person carpools only"

'Good thing your car was stationary when it hit me.'

'On the Highway of Life, Broderick Crawford is always pulling me over.'

All-way stops.

'So how do you like the new job?' - 'Not bad, better than walking the streets.'

"I've caught you not stopping at a red light."

Lawyer Xing

'Speeding? Of course I was speeding! I have to make over a billion deliveries in one night!'

UFO at the traffic lights...

'Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't pleas insanity.'

"I don't care how it works where you come from....on this planet, the designated driver is the one who 'doesn't' drive!"

'I'll do the talking.'

'Surely you can't book me for laughing, officer'

"It was green when I went through it."

"Oh, yeah, have a Merry Christmas, Santa."

Red faced man looking unwell whilst driving a car in bad weather with a bottle

How many pints have you had, son? Only two, semi-skimmed.

"I'll let you off with a warning this time , Sir"

"No, no... your driver license."

'My speed limit is bigger than yours.'

'How fast? Maybe you had the radar gun upside down and it was an airplane.'