Traditional Jobs Gifts

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

Working 9 to 5.

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

It's to stop you getting side-tracked.

Man running from desk: 'I can't seem to get away from my work lately.'

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Dylan. Dylan's ambition is to make conkers a recognized Olympic sport.'

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

"What time is it mentally?"

"I don't care how many likes you got for it on Facebook it's still a D minus!"

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

'He has a weak character. Notice how easily he lets his work distract him?'

Workaholic

Tourist viewing indian rain dance carries open umbrella.

"The social conservative in me tells me to pay for dinner, but the fiscal conservative thinks we should split it."

When Policy Fails, Try Thinking.

'Hard day at the office, dear?'

'I'm prepared to offer you a raise... if you work hard!' 'I knew there'd be a catch!'

Indian hollowing out log for a canoe sees woodpecker pecking his log

'Why can't you do a yodel that sounds like you're making money instead of cheese?'

Living life dangerously 2010.

"It's his first day back at work."

'Miss Wayson, find out who put this computer on my desk and tell them to get it the hell out of here!'

I tried sleeping last week, but it was so relaxing I couldn't get much done.

'Isn't it great to learn traditional skills passed down through the ages? Hand me the laser knife, please.'

Winery: Employees Must Wash Feet Before Returning to Work.

"Oh, there's Iza---I know her from my matriarch's group."

'I don't care how young it makes you feel. You work here, you carry a briefcase.'

'Harris, I want to know what you really think - but be careful.'