Traditional Work Gifts

'Not everybody is adjusting well to the idea of a paperless office!'

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

"I don't care how many likes you got for it on Facebook it's still a D minus!"

Tourist viewing indian rain dance carries open umbrella.

"The social conservative in me tells me to pay for dinner, but the fiscal conservative thinks we should split it."

Elephant Upgrade

Indian hollowing out log for a canoe sees woodpecker pecking his log

"there's an app for that."

"Get a computer?! Do I look as though I have room in here for a computer?"

'Miss Wayson, find out who put this computer on my desk and tell them to get it the hell out of here!'

"I can remember when all we needed was someone who could carve and someone who could sew."

"Paint and a brush? You're so old fashioned, dad! C'mon, I'll show you how to use graphics software!!"

Winery: Employees Must Wash Feet Before Returning to Work.

"Sorry, I double-booked. This wouldn't happen if I had a computer - but they insist we do everything by hand."

Shaker Timeouts

"Oh, there's Iza---I know her from my matriarch's group."

'I don't care how young it makes you feel. You work here, you carry a briefcase.'

"So you think you can cobble!"

'Here's trouble, it's the militant wing of the Philatelic Society!'

Coffee shop request for tea in china cup.

'When she said she was taking taking up a Japanese art I thought she meant origami...'

A Sweeping Reform.

Abdul tried his hand at 'virtual' snake charming.

"Of course you're not learning anything new here at Petherington and Snoode - we're a very old company!"

"There aren't many jobs for teenagers these days."

'That's a fax machine. The older guys use it to send messages.'

Modern Art

Bull Headache

A blacksmith shaping a horse shoe on an anvil.

Disappearing Professions: The Shoeshiner.