"The social conservative in me tells me to pay for dinner, but the fiscal conservative thinks we should split it."
Traditional Customs Gifts
Looking for a gift that honors cherished traditions? Our collection blends humor and cultural pride, making it ideal for those who treasure their roots. Whether it's a nod to local festivals or timeless rituals, find items that celebrate your heritage with a playful twist. These products are perfect for anyone who values tradition but loves to share it with a smile.
A comic strip shows a man watching TV when a hat blows in through an open window and lands on his head. When a woman enters the room the man stands up and tips his hat to her before they both sit down and watch TV.
Really, Brother Gregory, that was only necessary on your head.
What a stupid custom! I like it. Teddy. Twig. But I don't believe in Santa and neither do you. So don't hang your stocking! I do believe in mom and dad! Ahh
"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."
Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.
Night of the Latkes
"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."
"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."
Ten Plagues for Today's Seder
'What clan do you belong to?'
"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"
Full English Breakfast.
Pearly King and Queen
"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."
"I love these old decorations!"
Out of kilter.
'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."
'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'
All-Candy Seder.
'This year I'm deliverying everything FedEx!'
"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"
Midwest Winter Items.
Folk Wedding
"My Tia Carmen keeps this shrine..."
Christmas on Other Planets.
Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.
Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.
'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'
Baptism Then and Now
'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'
'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'
'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'
"I'm getting too old for this..."
Shall I be mother?
Traditional Customs Gifts Collection
Traditional Customs Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs featuring traditional customs — great for daily reminder of cultural pride or as a thoughtful gift.
Traditional Customs Pillows
Browse our pillows celebrating traditional customs, perfect for adding cultural warmth and personality to your home.
Traditional Customs Prints
Check out our art prints inspired by traditional customs, ideal for decorating with heritage and pride.
Traditional Customs T-Shirts
Discover our t-shirts inspired by traditional customs, blending humor and heritage for stylish, meaningful wear.