Traditional Culture Gifts

Elephant Upgrade

Abdul tried his hand at 'virtual' snake charming.

Bull Headache

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

'Och lye the news'

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

Scot country dancing,

Ronald was born to Boogie but was stuck in a Square Dancing body.

Chief of Staff A North American Indian working away in an office.

'You can forget about the fertility dance this year - we've already got ten kids!'

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

'I googled it Mom. There's no such thing as McLiver and onions.'

"If we're doing such a good job of keeping the devil away, how come we have so many of these infernal machines around here?"

Alpine Pipe

Tourist viewing indian rain dance carries open umbrella.

"The social conservative in me tells me to pay for dinner, but the fiscal conservative thinks we should split it."

"You think you're brave? I read Hebrew in front of a live audience."

'Forget it, Sister, Jessica -- Notre Dame doesn't need cheerleaders!'

Never refuse their homemade food.

Despite hard evidence to the contrary it was still considered lucky to kiss the Blarney Spike

"It's not the tossing, it's the catching of the caber that separates the men from the boys."

Rocket charmer.

"All I said was, do we have to watch your telenovela tonight."

"I'm not sure I like the way Gracie is celebrating Hispanic Heritage Month."

Snake Charmer

The multicultural family Thanksgiving...

Hose charmer.