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Well, if you stayed off Facebook, you wouldn't be shunned.

Elephant Upgrade

Abdul tried his hand at 'virtual' snake charming.

Bull Headache

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

'Och lye the news'

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

Chief of Staff A North American Indian working away in an office.

Scot country dancing,

Ronald was born to Boogie but was stuck in a Square Dancing body.

'You can forget about the fertility dance this year - we've already got ten kids!'

Alpine Pipe

"If we're doing such a good job of keeping the devil away, how come we have so many of these infernal machines around here?"

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

'I googled it Mom. There's no such thing as McLiver and onions.'

Tourist viewing indian rain dance carries open umbrella.

"The social conservative in me tells me to pay for dinner, but the fiscal conservative thinks we should split it."

'Forget it, Sister, Jessica -- Notre Dame doesn't need cheerleaders!'

"You think you're brave? I read Hebrew in front of a live audience."

Never refuse their homemade food.

Despite hard evidence to the contrary it was still considered lucky to kiss the Blarney Spike

What a stupid custom! I like it. Teddy. Twig. But I don't believe in Santa and neither do you. So don't hang your stocking! I do believe in mom and dad! Ahh

Snake Charmer

Rocket charmer.

"I'm not sure I like the way Gracie is celebrating Hispanic Heritage Month."

"All I said was, do we have to watch your telenovela tonight."

"It's not the tossing, it's the catching of the caber that separates the men from the boys."

Bullfighting might be more widely accepted if it had a different name. They should call it "dodgebull"! (Published originally on April 27, 2015.)

The multicultural family Thanksgiving...

Matador Taxidermy

Irish Jig Saws