Traditional Service Gifts

Coffee shop request for tea in china cup.

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'Bring out yer books!'

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

Toy Shops and Educated Children

Search for Rare Bitcoin

"I love these old decorations!"

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

Time for Tea!

"The old tricks, young fellow, have served me well."

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

"Charming, absolutely charming."

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

Graffiti on guard's horse

Baptism Then and Now

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

'But why do we have to plough the fields and scatter when we get everything from Tesco?'

'The company wants us to embrace change, but I'd personally prefer a quick handshake.'

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

"A real old fashioned fire and brimstone message today Preacher."

"In our little socioeconomic group, I've always taken care of the socio and John's done the economic."

Ronald was born to Boogie but was stuck in a Square Dancing body.

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''

Tribal masks.

Books On Paper

"They make us learn reading, writing, and arithmetic to prepare us for a world of videotapes, computer terminals and calculators."

'Grandma makes everything from scratch! Why don't you ever buy any scratch?'

Britain sinking and losing it's identity.

Keyboard in Front of a Organ

"If we're doing such a good job of keeping the devil away, how come we have so many of these infernal machines around here?"