Traditional Skill Seeker Gifts

'Isn't it great to learn traditional skills passed down through the ages? Hand me the laser knife, please.'

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

Do you have any other skills?

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

"I'm good at ticking boxes."

'Let's make it cutting edge...with a traditional feel.'

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'

Pride - from The Seven Deadly Sins.

'You know, I don't even care how the wine tastes - this alone was worth the price.'

"Are you talking to me?"

Groundhog Day.

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

"Well, sure I'd like to instill the values of hard work and discipline, but that takes hard work and discipline."

'I don't know anything about anything, but I'm great at looking stuff up!'

Confusing directions,

'I did it the hard way. No self-improvement books.'

OWZAT...The beer-mat-flipping champion sets a new world record!

"We were into things, but now we're into experiences."

Memories/New Experiences

"Once you learn, though, you'll never forget."

"A good employee never stops learning new skills."

"Now isn’t this better than that silly Super Bowl game?"

Modern Presents

'I thought, to Hell with the fusty old nude calender. This year, lets make some cakes and jam...!'

Suddenly a delightful Continental custom is sweeping America!

"Tia Carmen, how come Dad doesn't let me pop fireworks?"

"She said Africa was a life-changing experience, but I haven't noticed any change."