Traditional Fun Seeker Gifts

"Tia Carmen, how come Dad doesn't let me pop fireworks?"

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

The Zoo.

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'He lives for his holidays.'

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

If you're happy and you know it...

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

Pesky students.

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

He likes to make work fun

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

Too much monkey business...

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

"You used to be a lot more fun."

"Call me!"

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

Children's Entertainer

A Creature WAS Stirring

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

Joe had kept the same suit for thirty-five years!

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

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