Traditionalist Fun-seeker Gifts

'I thought, to Hell with the fusty old nude calender. This year, lets make some cakes and jam...!'

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

Man Reading Laptop.

Ruddy bloggers!

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

''No other gods before me'? Oh - You're one of THOSE types.'

Joe had kept the same suit for thirty-five years!

The Final Selfie

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

'Even More Disciples'

"And do you, Stephanie, promise to love, honor and 'obey'?

Champagne at the hunt

Jesus breaks the bread.

'What do you call money that slides off the collection plate?'

"You heard your mother. There's no need to bless the superfoods."

'Let's make it cutting edge...with a traditional feel.'

Matador Artificial Insemination.

Man wearing a kilt carrying roses.

'School of secondary sex characteristics'

Putt-putt. Drive-Drive. (Two minature golf courses. Golfer at first hits putt. Golfer at second is hit in head by golfball that has been hit as a drive.)

Your proposal is bold and innovative but we are a traditional corporation. I would prefer changes like the ones we've tried before

'The MCC celebrate a famous victory' group of dodgy looking old English men holding drinking glasses

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

'-and I suppose you want chips with it?'

'Fathers Day.'

Cross Umbrella

'I hate the new vicar's cheese and wine parties.'

'Yes, we're trying to re-introduce some of the more traditional breeds.'

'I'm not going to bore you with a long sermon to-day - here's one I recorded earlier...'

"Congratulations, you've passed."

Cheesus

Sled Dogs Instead Of City Bikes