Traditionalist Fun-seeker Prints

'I thought, to Hell with the fusty old nude calender. This year, lets make some cakes and jam...!'

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

Man Reading Laptop.

Ruddy bloggers!

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

The Final Selfie

'Even More Disciples'

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

Joe had kept the same suit for thirty-five years!

''No other gods before me'? Oh - You're one of THOSE types.'

"And do you, Stephanie, promise to love, honor and 'obey'?

'What do you call money that slides off the collection plate?'

Champagne at the hunt

Jesus breaks the bread.

Man wearing a kilt carrying roses.

"You heard your mother. There's no need to bless the superfoods."

Matador Artificial Insemination.

'Let's make it cutting edge...with a traditional feel.'

'School of secondary sex characteristics'

Your proposal is bold and innovative but we are a traditional corporation. I would prefer changes like the ones we've tried before

'The MCC celebrate a famous victory' group of dodgy looking old English men holding drinking glasses

'Fathers Day.'

'-and I suppose you want chips with it?'

Cross Umbrella

'I hate the new vicar's cheese and wine parties.'

'Yes, we're trying to re-introduce some of the more traditional breeds.'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

'I'm not going to bore you with a long sermon to-day - here's one I recorded earlier...'

Cheesus

Sled Dogs Instead Of City Bikes

"I'd prefer this to a gold watch any day."