Traditional Industries Gifts

Key Cutting.

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

Night of the Latkes

Full English Breakfast.

"Charming, absolutely charming."

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Dylan. Dylan's ambition is to make conkers a recognized Olympic sport.'

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

"I strongly feel we need to start thinking inside the box again."

Paradigm shifters company.

Tourist viewing indian rain dance carries open umbrella.

Keyboard in Front of a Organ

'I googled it Mom. There's no such thing as McLiver and onions.'

"The social conservative in me tells me to pay for dinner, but the fiscal conservative thinks we should split it."

Woman protesting to Free-Kirk pastor about a church organ

'The King replaced me with easy listening!'

Living life dangerously 2010.

Indian hollowing out log for a canoe sees woodpecker pecking his log

What a stupid custom! I like it. Teddy. Twig. But I don't believe in Santa and neither do you. So don't hang your stocking! I do believe in mom and dad! Ahh

The Kavec Corp - A wholly owned (but nevertheless on good terms with) subsidiary of T4 industries.

"It's steak and chips, it is what the ploughman had for lunch!"

Winery: Employees Must Wash Feet Before Returning to Work.

"I can remember when all we needed was someone who could carve and someone who could sew."

'Do you have any Cheese and Pickle?

"Sorry, I double-booked. This wouldn't happen if I had a computer - but they insist we do everything by hand."

Shaker Timeouts

Really, Brother Gregory, that was only necessary on your head.

"Oh, there's Iza---I know her from my matriarch's group."

"So you think you can cobble!"

'Here's trouble, it's the militant wing of the Philatelic Society!'

'When she said she was taking taking up a Japanese art I thought she meant origami...'

'One SHISH-KA-BOB TO GO!'

A Sweeping Reform.