Traditional Crafts Advocates Gifts

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

"How are we on bread?"

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

Tourist viewing indian rain dance carries open umbrella.

Ikea for Hippies

"The social conservative in me tells me to pay for dinner, but the fiscal conservative thinks we should split it."

Indian hollowing out log for a canoe sees woodpecker pecking his log

'Mail order? You said all the toys were hand-made!'

Kid imagines shop project getting an A; teacher imagines the same project in his fireplace.

"Your father and I were hoping for something a little less artisanal."

Cottage Industry

Winery: Employees Must Wash Feet Before Returning to Work.

"I can remember when all we needed was someone who could carve and someone who could sew."

"So you think you can cobble!"

Locally made, handcrafted cars - no two alike.

A Sweeping Reform.

Abdul tried his hand at 'virtual' snake charming.

Jesus returns: Acmy Employment Agency: 'I do have experience as a carpenter, but that was 2000 yeras ago.'

Wildlife crafts

'I make Swiss army knives.'

A comic strip shows a man watching TV when a hat blows in through an open window and lands on his head. When a woman enters the room the man stands up and tips his hat to her before they both sit down and watch TV.

A blacksmith shaping a horse shoe on an anvil.

Disappearing Professions: The Shoeshiner.

Morris Men Behaving Badly

'Not everybody is adjusting well to the idea of a paperless office!'

Key Cutting.

A young philosopher.

'My plan was to make money the old-fashioned way, but it turned out to be the OBSOLETE way.'

'What ever happened to whittling?'

'We use the meat for sustenance, the hide for clothing and shelter and the bones for weapons and tools. Then we send the heart to our ex.'

Charlie Tailclouds realized he'd tapped into people's hidden, dark desires with his newest craft offering...the Dreamsmasher."

'Stick out your tongue. I don't believe in any of the DNA nonsense.'

Making a fishing net.