Traditional Crafts Advocates Gifts

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

"How are we on bread?"

Tourist viewing indian rain dance carries open umbrella.

Ikea for Hippies

"The social conservative in me tells me to pay for dinner, but the fiscal conservative thinks we should split it."

"Your father and I were hoping for something a little less artisanal."

'Mail order? You said all the toys were hand-made!'

Kid imagines shop project getting an A; teacher imagines the same project in his fireplace.

Cottage Industry

What a stupid custom! I like it. Teddy. Twig. But I don't believe in Santa and neither do you. So don't hang your stocking! I do believe in mom and dad! Ahh

Indian hollowing out log for a canoe sees woodpecker pecking his log

Really, Brother Gregory, that was only necessary on your head.

"I can remember when all we needed was someone who could carve and someone who could sew."

Winery: Employees Must Wash Feet Before Returning to Work.

"So you think you can cobble!"

Locally made, handcrafted cars - no two alike.

Abdul tried his hand at 'virtual' snake charming.

Wildlife crafts

Jesus returns: Acmy Employment Agency: 'I do have experience as a carpenter, but that was 2000 yeras ago.'

A Sweeping Reform.

Disappearing Professions: The Shoeshiner.

'I make Swiss army knives.'

A comic strip shows a man watching TV when a hat blows in through an open window and lands on his head. When a woman enters the room the man stands up and tips his hat to her before they both sit down and watch TV.

A blacksmith shaping a horse shoe on an anvil.

Morris Men Behaving Badly

Key Cutting.

'Not everybody is adjusting well to the idea of a paperless office!'

A young philosopher.

'My plan was to make money the old-fashioned way, but it turned out to be the OBSOLETE way.'

'What ever happened to whittling?'

'We use the meat for sustenance, the hide for clothing and shelter and the bones for weapons and tools. Then we send the heart to our ex.'

Charlie Tailclouds realized he'd tapped into people's hidden, dark desires with his newest craft offering...the Dreamsmasher."

'Stick out your tongue. I don't believe in any of the DNA nonsense.'