Tradesmen Gifts

'Men at Work' sign indicates that the workmen are sitting around smoking and drinking tea.

The Real Mario Bros.

My landlord told me you're the guy who's supposed to paint our apartment.

Timber preservation

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

The day the stock market went UP.

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

Build Your Own Portfolio

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

Lethal Presentation

Sales chart is buildings in background.

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

'I found the termites!'

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

The Salesman

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

City Boy.

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

"You weren't expecting a walrus, right?"

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'