Tradesman With A Twist Gifts

'McWit never could build anything level.'

The Anti-Agent

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'I found the termites!'

Digital Fomo!

Welcome Association of Stage Builders.

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

'You must be the only 'Jack-of-all-trades' who is out of work in all of them!'

'I'll be a responsible and mature asset to the company, as proven by the lack of asinine photos of me on Facebook.'

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of being a painter are the hardest.'

Timber preservation

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

'Certainly. Here's the break-down. Seventy-five dollars for my labour. And seventy-five dollars for you impersonating a plumber.'

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

"Mrs. Beetle, Marty's screen is frozen, again."

"We don't have a cloaking device for our ship, but we've made it look like a banner ad. They won't see us."

"The blow drier is broken."

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

'I need to learn a trade... so I know what kind of work I'm out of.'

"I think we could work very well together."

We'll take a carpenter, painter, plumber...

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

'If you only learn one thing while you're here kid, remember, the cherry filled ones are mine!'

Early Morning Roll Call.

"Your Honour, Counsel submits the emails are admissible on the basis that anyone could have guessed the password."

'My dog is terrified of strangers. would you be a dear and wear this outfit while you're working here?'

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

Fiction for Plumbers

"Is there an audio edition?"

This isn't a good time to see him --- He just got outbid for a soul on eBay. Beelzebub.

"I feel a draft."