Tradesman With A Twist Pillows

'McWit never could build anything level.'

The Anti-Agent

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'I found the termites!'

Digital Fomo!

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

'You must be the only 'Jack-of-all-trades' who is out of work in all of them!'

Timber preservation

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of being a painter are the hardest.'

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

'Certainly. Here's the break-down. Seventy-five dollars for my labour. And seventy-five dollars for you impersonating a plumber.'

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

"The blow drier is broken."

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

"We don't have a cloaking device for our ship, but we've made it look like a banner ad. They won't see us."

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

'I need to learn a trade... so I know what kind of work I'm out of.'

"I think we could work very well together."

We'll take a carpenter, painter, plumber...

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

"Your Honour, Counsel submits the emails are admissible on the basis that anyone could have guessed the password."

Early Morning Roll Call.

'If you only learn one thing while you're here kid, remember, the cherry filled ones are mine!'

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

"I feel a draft."

"Is there an audio edition?"

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."