Fisherman With A Twist Pillows

Zombies love ice fishing

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

Fishing and new technologies

'Ben has a new fishing technique - he calls it 'Fish Hawk'.'

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

'Do you think anyone will notice my funny hat shaped like a fish?'

"It put up a bit of a fight, but hey, I think we can both agree, it was worth it!"

'I think they're getting ready for a feeding frenzy.'

"I'll be back later, dear. I'm going out to build some humility."

Server Error: Fisherman Must Now Rebait.

"This is our basic flush but I think your loved one would appreciate a more substantial flush."

The Incomplete Angler

'Just my luck. I had about a dozen new lures I wanted to try.'

"Well this has been a waste of time. I haven't had a single bite all day."

A man is preoccupied with ice fishing.

'They call him the 'fish whisperer'.'

'Honest! I didn't see the signs!'

Stay with your present market investments. Your stock will start to pick up any time now.

Fishing Strictly Prohibited!

Fisherman to friend in dress: 'That's not what I meant by setting your drag.'

'How did he do that?-I've been after that fish for the last twelve months!'

'How long have you been a life-guard Mister?'

Man fishing of one side while fish laugh at him from the other side

A Disgorger

A gangster ice fishing by shooting through the ice.

'If you really must know why you're here, it's because you told one-too-many lies about the size of those fish you caught.'

'You need a permit to fish here. I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you.'

Pirate using wooden leg to go fishing

"Yes, we are fishing, but we're also going to talk business, so get rid of that stupid hat!"

'When I was little I used to like fishing and girls - Now I'm big I just like fishing!'

'Mustn't Grumble!'