Tradesmen Prints

'Men at Work' sign indicates that the workmen are sitting around smoking and drinking tea.

My landlord told me you're the guy who's supposed to paint our apartment.

Timber preservation

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

The day the stock market went UP.

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

Build Your Own Portfolio

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

Lethal Presentation

Sales chart is buildings in background.

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

'I found the termites!'

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

The Salesman

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

City Boy.

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

"You weren't expecting a walrus, right?"

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

Day trading.

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St