'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'
Trades Gifts
Looking for a gift that honors the hardworking tradesperson? Our collection offers witty and heartfelt items tailored for electricians, plumbers, carpenters, and other trades enthusiasts. From humorous mugs to stylish prints, find a thoughtful surprise that recognizes their craft and dedication. Whether it's for a birthday, a thank you, or just because, these gifts bring a smile to every tradesperson's face and remind them of their essential skills.
'Well actually, I'm a plumber!'
Nope, not carpenter ants. Plumber ants.
Key Cutting.
"I wasn't smart enough for college. So instead of a diploma and a quarter million of debt all I've got is a growing plumbing business and a steady income."
Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.
The day the stock market went UP.
"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."
Robot Parts $5
Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks
UK/US Free Trade Deal
Foreign Markets with Big Barriers
'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'
'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'
"DeepSeek" "Stargate"
'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'
Build Your Own Portfolio
"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"
Guy has framed 'first Yuan'
'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'
"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma
'I found the termites!'
"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."
It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!
Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.
"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."
US and the EU
City Boy.
"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"
Tariff Wars
"My tariffs will move the world in a new direction!!"
Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'
"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."
Day trading.
Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St
Trades Gifts Collection
Trades Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs featuring trades-related humor and designs — perfect for daily coffee and inspiring your favorite skilled worker.
Trades Pillows
Brighten up a tradesperson’s space with our clever and comfy pillows. Perfect for living rooms, workshops, or relaxing at home.
Trades Prints
Decorate with pride using our trade-themed prints. Brighten up any space and honor the craftsmanship of the skilled individuals in your life.
Trades T-Shirts
Discover our humorous and stylish t-shirts celebrating trades. Great for casual wear or workwear-inspired fashion, they make a bold statement about craftsmanship.