Trades T-Shirts

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

'Well actually, I'm a plumber!'

Key Cutting.

"I wasn't smart enough for college. So instead of a diploma and a quarter million of debt all I've got is a growing plumbing business and a steady income."

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

The day the stock market went UP.

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

Robot Parts $5

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

UK/US Free Trade Deal

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

Build Your Own Portfolio

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

'I found the termites!'

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

City Boy.

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

Tariff Wars

US and the EU

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

"My tariffs will move the world in a new direction!!"

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

Day trading.

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St