Tractor Repair Gifts

"I'm sorry, Uncle Ed. I just couldn't save the poor ol' thing. You want to shoot it, or shall I?"

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"Take me to your mechanic."

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

CLEAR!

Organic Soldering.

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

Farmers' Warnings.

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

When Tia Carmen says... "A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner" it means "I can fix it with a hammer."

Tractor Racing

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

Computer operator welding machine.

'In her day, she did all the work for me, now I'm doing all the work for her.'

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

'What do you think of the new Mars Mover I just ordered from The Whole Mars Catalogue?'

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

'Your plasma screen TV needs a transfusion.'

'The only way to survive these days is to diversify.'

"Nap time."

"I got it from eBay."

"You can't beat a ploughman's lunch"

Remote control car breakdown.

Obsolete: Any piece of machinery that you bought last week for $100,000.

"See, that's your problem right there - the roof is mostly sugar."

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'