Tractor Buff Gifts

"Do you recognize the one who stole your tractor?"

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

Farmers' Warnings.

Tractor Racing

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

'Jimmie, run and tell your dad the tractor is flooded.'

'When London Bridge fell down, how much was the contractor sued for?'

"I got it from eBay."

Auto-Pilot.

'I finnaly located what was causing that hissing sound on the tractor.'

'We've found the problem...'

Obsolete: Any piece of machinery that you bought last week for $100,000.

Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background

"I think we can agree that the bridge collapsing is not a good thing."

"I'm sorry, Uncle Ed. I just couldn't save the poor ol' thing. You want to shoot it, or shall I?"

Tractor Art

Elwood 'I Can Fix This Myself' McGrunzen

Personnel. You did high-tech work in this railroad job? It was a part-time position --- I was a semi-conductor.

Oar-tobahn.

Restored antique carriage in A.D. 2500

'How is it on gas? I was afraid you were going to ask me that.'

A man imagines he looks like a farmer on a tractor on a ride-on mower and

'It took you three years to build it. I'll have it down in 15 minutes.'

Farmer

Sheepdog protecting his master from road rage.

'This is one way to 'round-'em-up!'

"Phil, you've done a terrific job of reinventing yourself...but we see here you're still just patent pending."

"What kind of mileage do you get?"

"Bad news, Beatrice - I struck oil on the south forty."

Internal Combustion.

'When you said the tractor was down, I thought...'