Tractor Buff T-Shirts

"Do you recognize the one who stole your tractor?"

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

Farmers' Warnings.

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

Tractor Racing

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

'Jimmie, run and tell your dad the tractor is flooded.'

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

'When London Bridge fell down, how much was the contractor sued for?'

"I got it from eBay."

'I finnaly located what was causing that hissing sound on the tractor.'

Auto-Pilot.

'We've found the problem...'

Obsolete: Any piece of machinery that you bought last week for $100,000.

Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background

"I think we can agree that the bridge collapsing is not a good thing."

"I'm sorry, Uncle Ed. I just couldn't save the poor ol' thing. You want to shoot it, or shall I?"

Restored antique carriage in A.D. 2500

Tractor Art

Oar-tobahn.

Elwood 'I Can Fix This Myself' McGrunzen

'How is it on gas? I was afraid you were going to ask me that.'

A man imagines he looks like a farmer on a tractor on a ride-on mower and

'It took you three years to build it. I'll have it down in 15 minutes.'

Farmer

Sheepdog protecting his master from road rage.

"Phil, you've done a terrific job of reinventing yourself...but we see here you're still just patent pending."

Internal Combustion.

"Bad news, Beatrice - I struck oil on the south forty."

"That chew toy was boring, so I got on your computer. Apparently, neither one of you has a clue about basic computer security and maintenance."

'This is one way to 'round-'em-up!'

"What kind of mileage do you get?"

'When you said the tractor was down, I thought...'