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A man imagines he looks like a farmer on a tractor on a ride-on mower and

'The traffic wardens around here are absolute b**tards.'

Safety Thing.

'Now if you're looking for a tractor that will get out there and get the work done.'

In hindsight, Lefty wished he'd picked a faster get-away vehicle!

Obsolete: Any piece of machinery that you bought last week for $100,000.

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"Iye, we still plough all our land wi' horses."

"Right now, I'm dealing with all this spring bullshit."

'If you think that's big you ought to see the back tire.'

'Are you telling me you wouldn't like to golf when you're out in the fields.'

'Yes,we do have a small tractor that you don't have to pay a big-tractor price for.'

'Hi, it's me. I'm going to be late. I'm stuck behind a bloody tractor!'

"Now THAT is a great farm dog!"

A Farmer's Favourite Sheep

Happiness is doing what you love!"

"I still use horses to plow my fields."

Farmer

Sheepdog protecting his master from road rage.

'This 'tractor-thing' he's bought seems to do our work very well indeed: Early retirement for us Bob!'

The role of administration.

"I got it from eBay."

Farmer complaining about his repair bill.

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

Ostrich Farm

Farmers' Warnings.

Effective farming.

"I'm sorry, Uncle Ed. I just couldn't save the poor ol' thing. You want to shoot it, or shall I?"

Agricultural Skier

Tractor Art

'You are to bring in the whole tractor, not just the part being recalled.'

Farm Program Cuts

'I think Willis has gone overboard with his 'agribusiness' image.'

COWS: One o'clock was tractor time!

"You're really crazy about that girl, aren't you, boy."