Tiny Tractor Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Finding ants for my ant farm was easy. The tough part was getting them to drive the little tractors."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

Farmers' Warnings.

Tractor Racing

"Whether they are his first words or not - E.V.'s do not make that sound!"

The less popular 'Even Smarter Car'.

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

Show and Tell.

'Jimmie, run and tell your dad the tractor is flooded.'

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

"I see no problems. We can get lots more of these houses in.."

"I got it from eBay."

Implausible Retirement Housing Options

"You should consider buying."

"And these are the Andersons, our tenants."

Miniature Trailer on Desert Island

Castle Efficiency

Obsolete: Any piece of machinery that you bought last week for $100,000.

With their sales slumping due to high gas prices, many RVs are being converted...

"I won't lie to you: It was quite an ordeal to move the upright piano in..."

"I'm sorry, Uncle Ed. I just couldn't save the poor ol' thing. You want to shoot it, or shall I?"

'With such a tight budget we never thought it would be possible to build our dream home.'

Don't laugh, my house is paid for.

Tractor Art

"That's your tiny house!"

'How is it on gas? I was afraid you were going to ask me that.'

A man imagines he looks like a farmer on a tractor on a ride-on mower and

Randall shows his support of the tiny house movement...

"So, how's that 'Tiny House living' working for you so far?"

Farmer