Tiny Tractor Enthusiast Mugs

"Finding ants for my ant farm was easy. The tough part was getting them to drive the little tractors."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

Farmers' Warnings.

"Whether they are his first words or not - E.V.'s do not make that sound!"

Tractor Racing

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

Show and Tell.

'Jimmie, run and tell your dad the tractor is flooded.'

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

"I see no problems. We can get lots more of these houses in.."

"I got it from eBay."

Castle Efficiency

"You should consider buying."

Implausible Retirement Housing Options

Miniature Trailer on Desert Island

"And these are the Andersons, our tenants."

Obsolete: Any piece of machinery that you bought last week for $100,000.

"I'm sorry, Uncle Ed. I just couldn't save the poor ol' thing. You want to shoot it, or shall I?"

"I won't lie to you: It was quite an ordeal to move the upright piano in..."

Don't laugh, my house is paid for.

'With such a tight budget we never thought it would be possible to build our dream home.'

'How is it on gas? I was afraid you were going to ask me that.'

Tractor Art

"That's your tiny house!"

A man imagines he looks like a farmer on a tractor on a ride-on mower and

Randall shows his support of the tiny house movement...

"So, how's that 'Tiny House living' working for you so far?"

Farmer

Sheepdog protecting his master from road rage.