Track And Field Yuks Pillows

'That's all the runners except one. ... We'd better go check on him.'

Football Fans

The trauma of losing.

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

A Little Long Jumper.

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

'Here we go again...'

Runner going through hurdles.

'I was up twice and got one hit, which gives me an lifetime average of 500!'

Extra Long-jump

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

Trapped on the Pole Vault.

Leap Frog

Sporting snobs talk about hunting on turnpike roads

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

"Don't get me wrong. I think it's great that Barbara decided she wanted to start exercising more after her surgery."

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

"After the big race, the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

Medalist wears five gold medals to form olympic rings.

High Jump

'What a control freak!'