Youth Athletics Pillows

'My dad won't let me take steroids until I'm seven.'

Football Fans

"I AM at my usual position."

The trauma of losing.

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

Exercising

'I know what you're thinking, are those legal shoes.'

'OK, now let's switch places.'

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

"Viola player coming through!"

We encourage the playing of games with other children.

"Look, I know the other team is taller than we are...but I'm pretty sure this isn't allowed."

'Now then you two, you can't both be Australia - one of you has to be England!'

'I was up twice and got one hit, which gives me an lifetime average of 500!'

"I need to buy a faster fastball."

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

'We would deliver if we could cross the street.'

Multisports

A boy with a football

"Can we fast forward through the 7th inning stretch?"

"I've never been into the other team's end... what's it like?"

Student to kid: 'School first, then Mount Everest.'

'Young players have a tendency to forget fundamentals over the winter.'

'...And remember' It's not whether your dads win or lose the fight in the stands. It's how you play the game.'

'No, the Tower of Babel wasn't built for better phone reception.'

'I'm the new kid on the team. Where's my signing bonus?'

'Nice level swing, Billy. Just meet the ball. Don't try to kill it, Billy.'

'The pastor is the one who tells all the kids to be quiet and sit down.'