Youth Sports Tournament Pillows

"You participated the hell out of that tournament."

Football Fans

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

The trauma of losing.

"I AM at my usual position."

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'I know what you're thinking, are those legal shoes.'

'OK, now let's switch places.'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

We encourage the playing of games with other children.

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

A woman watches football on her computer.

'I was up twice and got one hit, which gives me an lifetime average of 500!'

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

'With your 4-4-2 formation I don't think you'll see the end of this match.'

Competitive tic-tac-toe

Eurocopa 2016

"Can we fast forward through the 7th inning stretch?"

"I've never been into the other team's end... what's it like?"

'Uruguayan? - No, he's from Scotland.'

'Fantastic!Stupendous!Masterly!Mind blowing!Polished!Unbeatable!Amazing!Incredible! Out of this world!...a performance that's left me speechless.'

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."